This is the official list of the "Keepers of the Blackness," the "Black Enough Committee," and the "Black Thought Police" used to identify Blacks who will not bow at their Temple of Ignorance:Slap-Happys, Amos-N-Andy's, Black Stooges, Bootlickers, Traitors, Handkerchief-Head Negroes, Pleasers-and-Appeasers, Chicken Eaters, Knee Shakers, Prefabricators, Snow Blacks, Butt Kissers, Co-Caucasians, Howdy Doodies, Shoeshine Boys, Tree Tops, White Breads, Crumb Snatchers, Backstabers, Behind Scratchers, Zip Coons, Feet Shufflers, Hafricans, Aunt Jemimas, Thomasinas, Window Dressers, Homey Kindas, Cotton Pickers, Rev. Pork Chops, Buckdancers, Judases, Lawn Jockeys, Big Shot Coons, Kingfishers, homo Tomus americanus, Wooly Heads, Black Anglo Saxons, Black Skunks, Bought-and-Solds, OpporTOMists, Thank-Ya-Bosses, Integraters, Inauthentics, Un-Colas, Uppities, Tomfools, Turn-the-Other-Cheeks, Shify Eyes, Bugeyes, Waterboys, Whitewardly Mobiles, Zebras, Stephin Fetchits, Low-Belly Creepers (according to Rev. Jeremiah Wright "lower than sea level,") Rent-a-Tom's, Self Haters, Sellouts, Speak-When-Spoken-To's, House Boys, High Yallers, Turncoats, Uncle Remuses, Sambos, Jigaboos, Deblacked Blacks, Bourgies, Caste Flunkies, Cocktail Sippers, Me-Too Bosses, Darkies, and of course, Uncle Toms.

"Chitlin' Talkers" -- definition of the Keepers of the Blackness, the Black Enough Committee and the Black Thought Police.

Independent thought is never tolerated on the plantation.

Free and Angry Black People do not shuffle their feet while saying"Massa, is we sick?"

Free and Angry Black People who are called "traitors" and "sellouts" warn those who label them: think of us as "traitor," "sellout" pitbulls. We have sharp teeth with fangs and we are not docile.

Those who would say we are "lower than sea level" will look up to read the soles of our feet.

Be ye warned.

Get out of my face.